First Year Haiku

Anatomy
Welcome to Med School!
Did you buy your scalpel yet?
Dead bodies are here

Clinical Medicine
Your first real patients
Except they are just actors
They think they're great

Tests
Gauge how good you'll be
Life is multiple choices
Oh wait that's not right

Specialty Choices
Most are rational
Except the bug-eyed, creepy guy
Loves pediatrics

Email Listservs
Some department fights
Are best disseminated
To all four classes

Biochemistry
You won't need this again
Continue the illusion
Undergrad mattered

Physiology
How many times can we
Tell students about GFR
Before they go crazy